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Agar mai aapko sms Bheju to ye jaruri nahi Aap bhi mujhe sms hi bhejo Aap Pizza, Burgar, Samosa, Rasgulla, Chowmin ya Kurkure bhi bhez sekte ho. O.k. Theek hai.

5sep/08

Mehfil me sabki nazar aap pet hi aur aap ki khushika thikana na tha jab aap ne najren jhuka kar dekha to aap ki tango mein Pajama na tha!! Why taken new no?

5 Sep/08/11:35 pm

Bachpan k dukh b kitne achchhe the, tab to sirf khilone tute karte the..

Wo khushiyan b na jane kasi khushina thi, titliko pakad k uchhla karte the.

Paon mar k kud barish k pani me, apna aap bhigoya karte the...

Ab to 1 ansu brusva kar jata ha, bachan mein todil khool k roya karte the! *8sep/08*8:54 am

Din me karoge to shust rhoge . Raat me karoge to chust rahoge. Roz karoge totandrust rahoge. Karte rahoge to khush rahoge kya ? kya? SMS YAAR! 8sep/08 12:57pm

Damaad ji pehli baaar sasural gaye. Gaonv walo se pucha –yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai kya? Ganov wale bole –nahi babu ji. 1 hi thee vo aap le gye. 8sep/08 6:01 pm.

Close u’r eyes think about

u’r self

u’r face

u’r style

u’r nature

u’r smile

u’r looks.

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Now

Open u’r eyes.u have spent half a miniute,

watching a horror movie now relax. 8sep/08 9:21 pm

Kabhi Ruthkar,

Kabhi Manakar,

Kabhi Haskar,

Kabhi Hashkar,

Kabhi Rokar,

Kabhi Rulakar,

Hamari “Dosti”

Sikhayegi Aapko Har Pal Jeena….

9sep/08 3:58 pm

Ek boy ek girl se kyat um mujhse shadi karogi,

Girl: ghar valo se puch kar bataungi,

Boy: Kaun hai tumhare ghar mai?

Girl: Ek pati do bache-- 10sep/08 11:20 pm